It's hard to decide which Chicagoan's hate more: commute/traffic or the boot. While a boot in Chicago is probably not going to make your day, we think it's an everyday symbol Chicagoans can't imagine the city without. Snag a custom parody Chicago flag where the stars get the boot. Feels cathartic, right? $5 dollars of every purchase will go towards saving the rainforests around the world with the RainforestTrust, www.rainforesttrust.org/. Contact us about shipping and installation at (312) 533-1204.